first of all, who allowed me on the internet
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I'm Alyssa 17 years old Red hair, brown eyes I blow out the candles on August 31 This is a 'What-ever-the-fuck-I-feel-like-posting' kinda blog. A good portion of the postings will be fandoms. You have been warned.
first of all, who allowed me on the internet
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The Avengers and The Doctor
WHO INTRODUCED LOKI TO THE DALEKS.
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oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
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“youve got male!” the computer beeps. you turn around and see that out of nowhere a brand new boyfriend has appeared. computers truly are quite amazing
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During oral sex, give him a real blowjob by inserting his dick into an electric fan when he’s not looking.
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Oh my god if you’re going to judge someone’s cosplay you better learn your fucking shit because this is Duela Dent you goddamn assholes.
AHAHAHA
Perpetually laughing over the fact that “real gamer/comic book nerd” males keep insulting women for cosplaying things they’ve never even heard of
who’s the “fake geek” now, fuckers?
Fuck haters, this kicks so much ass even before I knew it was a character.
Admission: I can be a snarky, embittered asshole about formulaic steampunk trendiness.
HOWEVER.
Anyone who wants to diss this absolutely amazing Duela Dent cosplay is heartily welcome to eat the hotglueycoppery gears out of my shit.
Oh stupid people, you are so very very stupid. This cosplay is amazing.
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Maroon 5 did a cover of “Pure Imagination” from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and it is the most seductive children’s song I have ever heard.
damn, you weren’t kidding
come with me and you’ll be in a world of sexual frustration~
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COLORED
FUCKING
PENCILS
[PUNCHES A HOLE THROUGHT THE WALL]
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